I Want to Eat Cereal Again
Cole Saladino/Thrillist Information technology's 4pm, Thursday afternoon. I'm hunched over the 13th (!) bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch I've had in four days. My encephalon feels equally soggy and limp as the little squares soaking in the milk beneath me, and on a calibration of one to GERRREEEEAAAAAAAAAAT, my stomach is a solid "You're on your own, dude." This is life on the Cereal Cleanse. Last week, in response to the semi-recent and doubtable-at-all-time "millennials-detest-cereal" coverage, I embarked on a regimented, cereal-exclusive diet for vii days. That's 21 breezy meals of only my favorite Well-Balanced Breakfast™ in a bowl. My goal was to bring awareness to millennial awareness of cereal, and likewise, I just wanted to see what would happen. Guys, I went full